IF YOU DO, PLEASE DON'T HERE
Friend, you're welcome; we're glad that your came.
Just feel that you're one of the family by name.
We're privileged to share with you all that we've got,
Regardless of whether it's pleasing, or not.
So dine at our table, and sleep on our bed;
Your stay will be pleasant, when rested, and fed.
Now there's only one thing that we're asking of you
(If smoking is one of the things that you do).
Please, take those foul weeds and burn them outside;
That obnoxious odor we cannot abide.
We offer our home and will try to be fair;
But can't share the breathing (of smoke-polluted air)!
Ross N. Ebrite